Somewhere out in space is a black hole emitting the lowest tone in the universe.  It is 57 octaves below middle C.  That is literally deep.

DISCLAIMER: I am so amused by my own thought process that I assume other people want me to put these thoughts on a website.

These thoughts will mainly concern music, films, television, videogames, and other media.  You know, the usual shit.

Das Racist - Shut Up, Dude (2010)

A discussion of this album's ability to cure Michael Richards and of hip hop/rap in general.

Red Giant - Dysfunctional Majesty (2010)

Red Giant is a heavy metal space rock band from Cleveland, OH.  In the twenty years since they formed, the band has honed its mastery over the genre. 

Prince of Persia 2 (1992)

The first sequel to Jordan Mechner's 1989 masterpiece.

Teeth (2007)

Teeth was a hella awesome movie about this girl who has teeth in her vagina, and she uses these teeth to bite off several guys' dicks throughout the course of the film.  A lot of people for some reason weren't eager to see this one. 

Beloved (1998)

A movie nobody watched because Oprah was in it, whereas it should have been a movie that everybody watched because Jonathan Demme directed it.

Street Kings (2008)

It's an entry in the series that includes Training Day, Harsh Times, and Brooklyn's Finest.  These movies are not sequels to one another, but they share a few key crew members (like, directors or writers or producers) and all take place in the same crimesploitation universe.  This one was pretty ridiculous. 

The Wages of Fear (1953)

Wow, we are lucky that this movie exists.  Remember when you were a child and the world was a crazier, more magical, more mysterious place?  This movie takes place in that world.  It is mathematically proven to be the most suspenseful film ever made.  

Horror films

A brief discussion of the horror genre.  In my opinion it is important that one cultivates a deep appreciation of this type of movie.  You might be the type of person who assumes that horror movies are not good.  You are incorrect.

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